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Baltimore Drivers Are The Worst

Posted by on May 14, 2010 in Observations | 0 comments

From Baltimore’s WJZ-TV, our city’s drivers were ranked the worst in the nation. I can’t argue with that. I don’t know what it is exactly; arrogance, aggression, lack of intelligence? Regardless, drivers here are horrible. Traffic in LA was bad, but aside from old people trying to inch their motherships across an intersection in...

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Posted by on Jan 20, 2010 in Observations | 0 comments

Today I went on a long walk with my canine companion, Hubble McPuppers. Spread throughout our suburban utopia are dog clean-up stations with a bag dispenser on a post and a trash container immediately below or a few feet away. Today we walked near one of the combo stations only to see a pile of dog excrement on the ground right under the trash container....

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Posted by on Dec 31, 2009 in Observations | 0 comments

I think that B-more has to be one of the worst places to spend winter. The snow and cold could be much more tolerable and perhaps even fun if it weren’t for the fact that this area reacts to any winter precipitation with the fear one might assume for an asteroid impact. I’ve been watching the forecast for about 2 days now and as expected, it...

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Baltimore – Concert Dead Zone

Posted by on Dec 9, 2009 in Music, Observations | 0 comments

This is just me whining and ranting, but another reason Baltimore blows: most major concert tours choose DC or Philadelphia as the local stop. On top of that, for whatever reason, the dates tend to fall on a weekday when travel to either city is a major ordeal. Muse(above) will be back in the US in 2010 on their own tour. Closest stop so far? Fairfax, VA...

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What was that?

Posted by on Aug 11, 2009 in Observations | 0 comments

During the morning commute I saw a car with the license plate “WATTA F.” I gotta hand it to the guy for sneaking that past the censors at the MVA. Share this:Click to email this to a friend (Opens in new window)Click to share on Facebook (Opens in new window)Click to share on Twitter (Opens in new window)Click to share on Tumblr (Opens in new...

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