Today I went on a long walk with my canine companion, Hubble McPuppers. Spread throughout our suburban utopia are dog clean-up stations with a bag dispenser on a post and a trash container immediately below or a few feet away.
Today we walked near one of the combo stations only to see a pile of dog excrement on the ground right under the trash container. No it hadn’t been dropped. Someone let their dog go there.
Baltimorons, you continue to inspire me with your laziness.